Sunday 23 October 2016

Klintanistan turn 2

All the turns should be sent out. I dread sending the wrong turns to the wrong players but feel it will happen at some times. Anyway here are a few lies and a few truths and a few romours about what is Going on.

here goes....remember not all you read is true or even by other players....but some are.

The Order is a religious movement that has taken over one of the countries. No possible good can come from this.

One country has discovered a precious metal deposit, but I am not saying who.

The dodos were fake it was all a scam to dupe game hunters.

Rayolia has collapsed and no longer functions as a state GreedyKlint has swooped in and seiezed control.

Russia has withdrawn its support from Centralandesh.

This winter will be very harsh and many of the poor are not expected to survive.

 One country has 2 armoured trains.

harvest festivals are currently being held because of a bumper crop.

Germany does not now nor ever has done have designs on foreign powers.

Mills1stan has the largest army. So large that every man woman and child is now bearing arms.

Secret police are everywhere, you may think it was a cat you heard last night but you are wrong.

Docistan has the most content workers.

There is bandit trouble in Franonia travellers are advised to stay clear.

Someone is building a deep water port.

Japan is only willing to trade with countries that have copper or Iron deposits.

Docistan has a viable air force and has even allowed normal people to fly their planes.

Go to Goboland they welcome heath tourists!

Goboland do not welcome health visitors except from their own people.

Scottlandia has the highest levels of literacy among the ladies on the continent.

Spies have been seen in several countries you are advised not to wear trench coats even in the winter.

Franonia has now paid the army and with a healthy bonus as well.

One country is building a deep water port.

The national flag of Klintanistan used to be 3 vertical stripes (Blue white blue) with a gold crown.

Gimp is a real thing!

It is impossible to knit with camel wool.

Zyder tastes very refreshing but who is Zyder and why would I drink them.

32 comments:

  1. I was instrumental in the fall of Rayolia's leader, I made him cry!

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    1. Thank you Fran. One may only wonder

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    2. Fran's right, he did make me cry......with laughter after looking at his ugly mug!!

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    3. Not the old banana skin ploy again..

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    4. I told him the bromance was over.......

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    5. Thank you all. I am sure there are many reasons why...

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  2. And the best bit is, I've not read my turn email, yet, so have no idea what is what in any of the above. [now dreading to read what the email says... ]

    Though I think the national sport of Klintanistan should be camel racing! And sober riding of said camel should be punishable by law!!

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    1. Thank you Roy. I did try camel racing once, the camel won.

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  3. The bountiful nation of Malusia announcing the upcoming launch of Zyder. The most refreshing drink you can buy. Place your orders next turn, you won't regret it

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  4. It's lies, all lies I tell you.. even the true bits...although I pretty sure Millystan is up to no good... the shovel has been seen being polished

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    1. Thank you Dave. The joy is I am more than happy for people to build alliances or plot and plan without me knowing. It is always a surprise when a turn comes in. As they could contain just about anything from anyone.

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  5. Gobboland does a lovely wine called "Gobbojuice" for some reason it's just not popular outside the borders of Gobboland....

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    1. Thanks Andy. Gobbojuice does not sound very appitizine to me. Maybe it is an acquired taste.

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    2. it is an acquired taste Clint but so delightful once you get past the slightly cloudy appearance.

      So excited about this game, ive already emailed you turn 3....

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    3. Turn 3 received. Thanks Andy

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  6. Which one of you lairs has been spreading fibs about Centralandesh!

    I'll tell you all now. Yes, we did make a mistake about the faunas identity. Those to blame have now been punished. And we've since had Michaela Strachan come round and positively identify the vulnerable species that we do actually have.

    Try to tell lies about us, now!

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    1. Not that I'm calling anyone a liar. See for yourself, above.

      (nicely got out of the embarrassment of a spelling error, there!)

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    2. Thanks Roy it is probably me spreading lies about Centralandesh. It sounds like the kind of thing I might do. How about another one.

      Centralandesh is so wealthy every person has solid bold bath taps.

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    3. I'd heard that too, Centraladeshi folk have got tonnes of cash and Michaela Strachan - riches aplenty....

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    4. And Goboland is so wealthy that the feed the livestock diamonds and pearls.

      Thank you Andy

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  7. Greetings from the Great Republic of Murica-Stan, where we extend a hand of friendship to all our neighbors. Never mind what's in the other hand behind our back....

    We were all shocked to see the overthrow of Rayolian regime and can only hope for peace in that troubled land.

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    1. Thank you Miles. Has Rayonia disappeared? If so will it resurface? Has Rayonia ever been more than a figment of Frans imagination. I do not know the answers, and only a few of the questions.

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    2. Turn 3 received thanks Miles.

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    3. I don't want to think about Fran "Imagining" Ray... that would be the product of a disturbed mind.... where is the bleach

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    4. Thanks Dave. It is possible that Fran has imagined us all and we just exist in his mind. And we maybe only know we exist when he thinks of us.

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  8. What a wonderfully varied and interesting set of news reports! I don't believe any of it at all; I think you're just making this up. Although it's possible that there are a few truths in there just to confuse things...

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    1. Thank you C6. Some are true, some are false, some are misleading. Some players may recognise some elements of truth. Most I just do not have the imagination to make up!

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  9. Oh my, the war - already? We're not ready for that here! :D

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    1. Thank you Mathyoo. Only the Attacker is ever ready for war.

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